Jaslyn TWL
aka JazZoo
aka Mitsuko Kojima Gessian 1E 2004/2E 2005 3Gian 2006/4Gian 2007 SP DDM/1B/22 SP DDM/1A/22 SP DDM/2A/05 SP DDM/2B/05
SP DDM/3A/25
平成３年７月４日 POLY LIFE BLOG
WantS
Eat more delicious food YUM!!
New Basketball (i can't find them T.T)
Skateboard (can skate to MRT station xD
Bicycle may be better SE W980i World Peace
So the moment you get better from your fever, it doesn't really mean you're thinking right.
My bro bought a measuring tape, and I used it to measure my height. I saw a 61 and immediately thought I grew to 161cm!! I was so happy I told my friends. xD After a while... "eh? cannot be leh." I went back to check again. HUH!!! IT'S NOT 161CM! IT'S 61 INCHES! T.T And I thought I grew taller. Finna said the measuring tape's not accurate... So it's me who's not thinking right. Zzzz...
Mochi's back with another funny moment~
Just playing normally, until bro decided to hit the underneath of the bed, and there she goes, scratching like nobody's business. Enjoy~
Thursday really is a good day, although I have to wake up at 6.30am for lesson at 8am. Zzzz... Tell you something interesting today.
As you all know, I live in Geylang (or some of you don't know). And yes, a block beside mine is already one (or at least 70%?). I was walking home from Aljunied station this afternoon and as I walked towards my apartment block, I saw a few policemen standing at the block beside my residence, with a lady (dunno who that was. And don't worry, she's an aunty.) 2 policemen were opposite the street, one of them taking pictures of the block they were standing in front of.
As I was closing in, I could feel that they were looking at me. You know deep inside of me, I wanted to laugh? SERIOUS. But luckily I didn't, if not it'd be pretty hazardous (or izzit me who's having wild thots? But who knows, I might be sent to the mental hospital for laughing over nothing in front of a group of policemen.)
I was waiting for a car to go pass first before I cross the road to my block, but because the car was slow, I decided to cross towards the building beside mine first, which is the *ahem* block, thereafter going to the front gate. As I crossed, I really saw a policeman walking towards me, from the corner of my eye. I didn't stop because I thought that the policeman thought that I live in that *ahem* block (anyway I had my earpiece on, so even if he called me, I wouldn't be able to hear.) So... yea. Lol.
Oh Mochi knocked her head into mine when I carried her. Painful can. And she was like... didn't feel anything?
Lol... The moment I went back to GESS, the band had already started their games. Sunny weather! Hahaha.
Went up to music room and saw Dzaki and Samuel watching the car comparing video on youtube. Then Samuel said "Eh I got WoW leh. Let's see your account."
And he started playing my character. Yay hunter rocks. Samuel is supporting the Horde for a few hours (he's from the Alliance - WoW has 2 sides. WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?)
Muahahaha... Then most of the band members came in and WHOA... GAME AR. Hahaha...
Let's all play WoW when the sec 4s graduate. Lol... Should be fun. Although we need to pay. =/
Dad is better now, I guess. Although all the bile products are still getting drained.
Aiya... take 3 pictures that best describe yourself (DVDE assignment). To be handed up tomorrow by 9pm. Win liao.
"Taking the saxophone to greater heights, with backaches and shoulderaches, and stuffs like that." - My point of view for this concert, Rhapsody 2008. Hahaha! No la. This is only the physical part. Nothing to do with the performance we did.
"Thanks for making me lose my voice, fellow batch 2007 GESSBand graduates. Thanks for the hugs too. =D"
Tired larrr... Both sides of the shoulder ache now. In order to lessen the buden on my left shoulder, I had to carry my bag on the right.
I wonder how I'll survive going to SP. 15 minutes walk from home to MRT station --> Take a train to dover --> 5 minutes walk to my school building.
Arms aching too. Omigosh. Hahahahahaha... Eh lemme talk about my aches lar. =D A few more seconds will do.
I NEED A MASSAGE!!!
Ok I'm done talking about it. ^^
I've lost my voice. That's why I'm typing so much now. Bleh...
Raymond you played too much with the lightings. Get off the ride and let me have my turn - 2010. =D
1.46am on my laptop clock~.
"If this is what fun is about, then life is actually quite meaningful."
Hi readers. Must read this post ok? I confirm guarantee 100% plus chop for you that THIS. IS. INTERESTING!!! Today was Flag Day "Season 2". Lol. If you scroll down my blog, you'll find a page on what I did on my first "on-my-own" flag day (with friends, without mum - that's what I call "on-my-own"), with tips written too. What I did a few hours ago, was definitely a SOLO flag day. They wanted us to go in pairs or threes. Apparently I'm friendless in my own school. =( My class was allocated to Yishun. Walao. Freaking far lor. Supposed to reach there at 7.30am, but I WOKE UP AT THAT TIME. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Aljunied to Yishun is like 20 over stops, make that 30. =D Reached Yishun MRT Station at 9am. By that time, the crowd was less. Stupid me. I should have woke up earlier since those ppl who live in Yishun will wake up early to go to work (transport time will be longer ya, since town is so FAR FAR AWAY~). Jing Wen's fault. LOL. Kidding kidding. Seriously I think solo is much better to do this kinda stuff. At least your friends won't snatch your donors. I had a spot of my own. There are many kinds of people: - (As usual) the music listeners - People who totally ignore you - Fast walkers (rushing la duh) - People talking on their phone - People with bags and bags of stuff (NTUC was nearby) - Parents with their children - Elderly - (Interestingly) People who look fierce. All I've got to say is, JUST ASK THEM LA. The last point is pretty cute. Those who appear serious (like me when I'm walking), will give a smile if you approach them (LIKE ME!). XD I encountered this many many many many times. K I shall go from bottom to the top. As for elderly, it's only a rare few who'll donate. I don't know why. =D Parents with their children ARE THE BEST MAN! They seriously want their children to learn the right stuffs. First step would be teaching them to donate. "See the hole? Ya. Put inside. Then take the sticker. Come, paste here." Hehehehe. Then ppl with their tins will be bending down (that was what I did. YES! FINALLY! I'M TALL-ER!!!). Ppl with bags and bags of stuff: Sometimes they will put down their bags and put some coins in. Really nice people. For some I don't dare to approach. If I were them, I don't want to be approached by either. Eh I dun wanna get cursed lor. "Walao that girl cannot see ar. I'm carrying so many bags still want me to donate. I'm not an octopus lor." This is a pretty weird encounter: A Chinese man was on the line when I "approached" him. So he stopped and tried to take his wallet out (while talking). Then he paused trying to take money out (cos he was holding his phone - see? that's why earphones are invented.) While he was talking, I was standing down there waiting for him. Hahahaha. I really felt weird, holding my hand with the tin out to let him donate. Lemme add this: As he was talking on the phone, he took out his wallet and was searching the NOTES COMPARTMENT. "Wah... notes ma?" Then came out a coin. -.-" Boo boo. Hahaha. I'm kidding on the boo part. "Any amount will do". My friend said. Fast walkers now (follow my points closely la. if you get lost, it's not my problem. xD ). Hmmm... there's this lady who was rushing to the MRT station. I approached her. She took out her wallet but was still walking. I kena stunned. Eh? Is she ignoring me (cos ppl taking out their wallets may mean they are getting ready to tap their cards to take the MRT)? The she said "follow me (or something like that)" She found a coin/note (I really forgot) and put it in. "Thank you very much. Have a nice day." That's what I always said. ^^ Ok I really want to complain about this. These people who totally ignore those who approach them should jolly well go get some Civics and Moral Education lesson. Be polite la. At least give a sign to show that you're rejecting or something like that. Anyways, you still have to say "thank you". I'm polite. I took CME lessons. Hahahahahaha... NOW... Last but not least. Music listeners. I have a trick for this. Really. Confirm will work. xD If they are people like me who have earphones that block environment's sounds, use this method: Talk loudly. "HI WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION FOR THE PRESIDENT'S CHARITY?" Ok. It looks really loud. But I just said this sentence in a SPOKEN tone, just a leeeetle bit louder. For this to work, you really have to solo. Doing it with friends will make yourself "weaker". Hahahaha!!! I don't know how but it's a fact. TRUST MEEEE! The following tips and story were all written by ME. You may not heed the advice given, but you have to trust the writer (ME) because of the rich experience ME had. You want proof? I got $84.40. BEAT THAT!! Ok SP's record was $344+. BEAT THAT THEN!!! =P Now my back is aching (because of my bag). Torrrture. I'm yearning for a massage now. Hehe... BTW, I think I've got some kinda relationship with animals. Last time was a frog, today was 2 birds. They stuck together for like 3 hours sia (as far as I know when I saw them). So cute. Hahaha.
Hi all. Sorry for not updating since after the contest ended.
So... The GESS performing arts concert is next Friday at SP. Hahaha. Involves both my schools. Bleh. I'm performing as a Tenor Saxophonist.
The funny part: Regina and I are like switching instruments. She used to be in Tenor, now she's playing Alto in her JC band. For me, I was from Alto, now standing in for Tenor.
The sad part: I'm still having technical problems. Counting, notes and stuff. But it only occurs for some parts. Hopefully I'm helping instead of making the band sound bad. ><
Aiya... nothing to say liao. I'm plain bored now. No margarine, no jam, just plaaaaiiiinnnn bored. Good night.
-All's well ends well? This is only the beginning-
One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After loing around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: "Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!"
Wah sian. I seriously think my living room needs a change of floor tiles. It's the SECOND time I stepped on an insect (this time it doesn't look like a cockroach, but it still annoys me). It's so difficult to find things that dropped cos they practically get camoflaged in, let alone insects. Aiya. If I kena another time (which I really really really really really really don't hope so), I'm going to drill the floor!!!
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Hellooo Blog Readers! What is your most hated insect you've ever known whose incidents are the most unforgettable events? For me, it's the cockroach! These sickening creatures keep appearing in our lives and wasting our insect sprays. And the smell left is unbearable!! Because of this, I have made up my TOP 10 FUNNIEST AND (MAYBE) GROSSIEST ENCOUNTERS.
No matter how clean your house can be, as long as it's old enough, and as long as there's one spot, even one small little spot will enable the cockroaches to infest. So... HERE'S MY TOP 10:
NUMBER 10: My family and I just reached home. The moment we reached home, a cockroach appeared into my mum's view. "AAAHH COCKROACH!! FASTER! NEWSPAPER!! HIT IT!" (Because sprays are pretty harmful to the body when you smell it.) In the end we sprayed it cos it went behind the organ. Lucky us cos we found it the moment we came home.
NUMBER 9: This happened a few years ago. My dad was overseas, so I could sleep with mum. In the middle of the night, I opened my eyes and looked into the direction of the drawer. OMIGOSH!! COCKROACH! Lucky me. Or else it would have crawled onto my face. WHO KNOWS. LoL.
NUMBER 8: My parents and I were watching the 10pm Channel U show... then something flew in. WHAT THE HECCKKK!!! COCKROACH!!!! "Aaaaaaahh!!! Daddy spray it!! Mummy runnn!!" And we fled into my bro's room.
NUMBER 7: In the night, I was about to take off my specs, and a COCKROACH came in!!!! Lucky part: I saw it. Unlucky part: I have to see it. LoL...
NUMBER 6: Another "found in my room incident". It went under my bed. I got soooo scared about it crawling up, I went to my brother's room which has a couch. Heng ah. But didn't get to sleep properly.
NUMBER 5: This time was found in my bro's room. He bravely tried to spray it, but it crawled onto him. And... if i'm not wrong, it made him DANCE.
NUMBER 4: I've never seen this cockroach. But I heard it from mum. She told me her worst encounter was when she found it in her SHOE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Hehehehehe...
NUMBER 3: In the middle of a lesson in sec 2 class: one came in, everyone shouted. I was like "Oh shit!! My bag!" Then Bernice came in. "WHERE IS IT?" And she ran from one corner of the class to the cockroach, jumped and STAMPED IT. Juice came out. Eeeeeee. Hahaha!
NUMBER TWOOOO: Because we saw one down our block, my bro and I decided to spray it, and spray the drain too. In the end the WHOLE FLOOR was filled with dead cockroaches. If you play dota, you should know what's "KILLING SPREE". OK. Evil. Hahaha...
NUMBER ONEEEEE: At 12am, I was about to go sleep, but i just remembered i left my handphone on the coffee table. So I started walking out of my room. Piak! There was this squishy thing under my foot. "Oh no... Don't tell me." Bleh. I really stepped on one. Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck~!!!!!!!!!!
Lol... Lesson 1. When you walk, sometimes, you still have to look down and what you're stepping on, or what you're gonna step on. HAHAHAHA.
Lesson 2: If you don't wanna see them, DON'T SLEEP TOO LATE. Cos they love to explore (i think). Hehehe...
End of lesson. Class dismissed. ^^
So... I DID warn you eh? Don't blame me if you regret reading it. =D
But it's a fact that... if you see a cockroach of 1 size, you have yet to see 79 more of that size. 1 cockroach egg has 80 potential cockroaches. The egg has 2 sides (like peanut), each side has 40. So if 1 house has 2 eggs, Singapore would have 3million eggs (let's say 1 house as 4 ppl, 6million divide by 4 times 2), and this is excluding the dustbins and incinerators and drains etc etc. And 3mil eggs times 80 of those bugs, you'll get a you-know-what number. >< Gross ain't it? I TOLD YOU TO RECONSIDER READING THIS. Don't puke onto me. Sigh. That's why you don't see it extinct la. If you want them to go extinct, you may consider incident NUMBER TWO. Heeheeheehee!!!
