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Helloooooo peeper. I mean, people lol. I'm here to post my dissatisfaction with people in the service line, especially those selling beauty products.

It happened like this...

Yesterday my mum and I went to Marina Square to buy Nike products from Bird. But then found out that the Rewards Voucher was for NIKE shops only (Not Bird). So we went to John Little to shop shop.

And there was a "glowing" beauty product in the departmental store that attracted my mum's eyes (that's why it's called "glowing"). Suddenly a Phillipino saleslady came out of nowhere and started telling my mum about the uses and benefits bla bla bla. Typical conversation. At first I thought she's one of the best salesperson I've ever come across so far, until this question. This question is always asked by many many other salespersons, if you are out with your mother. For my case, she asked "Is this your daughter?"

My mum replied, "yea."

She said this "Oh I thought she's your sister."

WALAO... Let me tell you this, people. If you ever go into the service line, DON'T EVER ASK THIS QUESTION. 'Cos you compliment one, and insult another. Either she was trying to say my mum looks young, OR I LOOK OLD. ><

Also, she started by asking "Is she your daughter?" So definitely her first assumption was correct! So why distort the truth.

Fellow friends, please do not learn this. I BEG YOU!!!

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{I wrote my precious moments at 9:49 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Hellooo readers! I'm back. It's not like I fall down and won't get back up again right. Getting lousy results means getting scolded and suaned at, but don't be discouraged, because life still has to go on. Why not be more positive so your life can be happier. YAY!

So... what do I wanna say now? OH OH OH. Just asking. Have you had the experience of suddenly thinking of something inspirational, even like when you fall down? For me, I got it when in the lift. Here goes. Please tell me how good or bad is it. "Teamwork is like a group taking the same elevator. If everyone has a common goal, the travelling time to the top floor will be the shortest."

YAY! Ok the way I phrase is a little weird. But that's the idea. I got it when I wanted to go to the 8th floor (top) of the hospital block. And since it's a public place, there are alotta visitors too. And all of them pressed for different floors. If all visitors had the same goal (like a group should have in competitions or performances), they'll go to the same floor.

Ok come to think of it I think it's practically NO LINK. Hahaha... Why would visitors go to the same floor unless the patients are placed on the same ward? HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm battling with myself. Guess I should get out of the battlefield. Bye bye!

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{I wrote my precious moments at 9:44 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Hellooo ppl. If u're thinking that i've got more weird but funny dreams today, you... ARE WRONG.

Last night...

sniff sniff...

I did dream of something... but...

but...


I FORGOT!!!!


BAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! (I'm crying... It's not laughing ok.)


Oh well... it's 13 hours left to the release of O level results. I'm scared... Ppl if u're scared please breathe. This is to calm you down. Coz i've heard of people getting so scared, they forgot to breathe! Jo-king!

Hmmm... some people asked me out for lunch before/after the results come out. They are definitely not sensitive to dumb people's feelings. T-T If I get lousy results, I won't feel like eating, cause there's no more hope. Because... You eat to live. So eat = live. But then... live = hope. If there's no hope, so no hope = no life, no life = no eat. Therefore we won't eat. Aah.. In-spi-ring.

But really, define LOUSY results. It really depends on which angle you're looking at. To a person who always gets 30 points, 20 points is considered good. To a person who always gets 10 points, 9 points is also good. For me, i just hope i get below 20. Or best, below 15. ><

Right after every paper itself, I always thought, "ah, it was relatively easy, should be getting no more than B3, i hope. (more as in more than B3, as in B4,C5,C6. -.-)" But then when all my friends discussed about the questions, I MADE SOME MISTAKES. For subjects like math, everyone will say "getting A1 for math is like getting full marks for it. Cannot have mistakes. If not ar, after moderation or whatever, you won't get what you're supposed to get. Anyway, math... VERY EASY WHAT. Don't you remember that there are 101 ways to solve a math question?"

Oh... really. Well i think math is a very difficult subject because you have to waste 1 if not 2 pages to get 1 question correct, and it's only ONE number. You don't have that, no full marks. HOW TO GET A1. I'm not cursing myself to not get A1 (even if it's tyco-ness) because of this dumb reason i've made up though, but i'm just not good in math. Forgive me. =D

Right... Now. It has been 3 months after O levels ended (forgive me if it's 2 that is the exact number, i'm not good at math.) Now I think hor... O LEVELS VERY DIFFICULT LEH. Well I screwed my art cause I prepared for paper 2 only on the day before (NIGHT before rather), my geography... totally messed up. SS not enough time for the last wonderful paragraph, Chemistry was a bummer for MCQ, Bio was a hazard (Biohazard. HAHAHAHA.), English... didn't show off whatever nice vocab words we've all memorized, math... i've already said. POA, dun need to say (that rhymes. XD)

OH NO... IT'S BAD!! What kind of decent results will I get? I hope it's fair. Fair enough to win my brother's. (I'm sorry but i really don't want to lose to my brother. He keeps calling me "stupid" and stuff. I have to win him to prevent myself from getting any dumber from that brainwashing, after all, i did win him in terms of PSLE results.) I KNOW... WE MUST KEEP UP WITH THE EVER COMPETING SOCIETY, IF NOT WE CANNOT SURVIVE.

END...

PS. I heard this on the radio this morning. It was fffffreeaking funny!! Here goes... "Spay within the steed limit." Understand what I'm saying? Good luck!

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{I wrote my precious moments at 12:56 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Ah yada yada yada!!! Today is FLU DAY AGAIN. Like I have a choice that I'm born with sensitive nose. >< >=(

I had this dream last night. Pretty weird. It goes like this. It all started with me knowing how to drive! So i drove on the highway, at night. Where you can see the bright lamp posts shining into the car, casting alotta moving shadows repeatedly. Hahaha...
So, I drove on the highway from Clementi to Ang Mo Kio. And my CAR became a BIKE. The pedals were half working and the seat's about to break off. You know the one where the seat's attached to the bike? The metal thingy? Yea, miraculously, it was about to break. So i was pedaling while using 1 hand to hold onto the breaking part of the seat. And from riding on the vehicles route, i pedalled onto the pedestrian's path, onto the grass, and towards the few buildings. I went through the narrow uncovered drain too, but i didn't get stuck. IT'S A DREAM. HAHAHAH.

And then as I was struggling, there was this uncle striking a conversation with me. (You can see how slowly i was pedalling since i'm of the same speed as a walking man. -.-" )

uncle: aiya...

me: what's up?

uncle: i really regret not taking care...

me: of who?

uncle: my parent.

me: your mum?

uncle: my dad.

me: oh... a grandfather.

Then he vanished.

The next thing i saw was a giant map of the TOWN. You know like... Government making many blocks of flats and then a shopping mall nearby that kinda town? I forgot the term. Something like centralised... er... Never mind. Anyway, I saw a giant map... not the paper kind. The one u see like... "YOU ARE HERE". Hahaha... Yea... since it's at night, the inside of the giant map was lighted to make it BRIGHT... BRIGHTTT AAAHH...

And it was morning...


LOL... Very weird dream... Been having weird ones lately.

Ah. I tell you another one. A huge group of children + me were getting ready for WAR. Before i knew it, when i asked another child, she told me "we're going for war..."

I was like... HEH??? Then there was this commander shouting "GET READY TO EAT YOUR ICE POPS!"

What the? Ice pops? For what?

Girl: Finish them so that we can use the empty shell as ammo.

Er... from my point of view, ice pop with the ice seems to have more impact rather than an empty one. -.-"

And so we entered the battlefield... Guess where were we. A STOCKPILE AREA!!!! WHAT IS THIS? WORKERS STRIKE AR. There were stacks of Coke and other kinds of canned drinks everywhere. Naturally, we used them as shields.

The next thing I knew was that we were attacking each other already, without even seeing our enemies' faces (because the Coke piles were stacked sooooooo high!!!). A dream please, it's a dream.

And then there was this coke granade coming from the sky. Apparently the gunpowder or whatever came from the Coke. It acted like a fuel. Eeh? Good use? I think so too. Hahaha. Eh no. That's the enemies' side. It's bad. And then there was a small fire at our place. I heroically put it out. WHOOO!! 3 CHEERS TO JAZZ! Muahahaha! oK i've stopped.

Next there was this HUGE MAN coming towards me.

Huge man: there's no chance of escaping.

Me: WHY??

Huge man: look outside.

Ok. So there's a window. WOW! Windows. What's outside were mountains and trees. Apparently this stock house was built on a MOUNTAIN.

Me: Oh craaap.

Huge man: But there's only one way, it's to win. Of course not like this. We'll surely lose. So i'll need you to get reinforcements. That's in France.

Eeeh? I can't even escape, now you're asking me to go France. What joke. Dunno what happened. I landed at a Frenchy place. And there was this cute yellow car coming towards me. There a skinny elegant lady gestured for me to get in.

Lady: Ah... So you've come.

Me: you don't look like you have reinforcements.

Lady: I have. I have. Just follow me later.

We appeared at the stairs of a HDB flat. Weren't we in France? O.o (Okay, reminder: IT'S A DREAM)

Lady: Here they are.

What? An empty flat. Very funny.

Next I was back at the battlefield. Huh? I failed to get reinforcements? But the next thing i saw was many people were led into the "portable" HDB flat and it disappeared.

In a blink of an eye (oh sleeping ppl can't blink eyes. I take it back), i was at a very impressive airport with the huge man. Why was i at the airport? I dunno. IT'S A DREEEAAM. And i flew to dream-knows-where.

-END!!-

Did we really win with just empty ice pops and piles of canned drinks? I really dunno. HAHAHAHA.

Ok really weird dreams. But they sure were adventures. XD

{I wrote my precious moments at 11:58 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Aiya... sian... this morning went to TCM for dad's "check up". Heard that the sinseh scolded my dad for pulling such a long face (cancer patients need to be cheerful). Before that I was already pulling a really really long face. Guess it affected the family in some way. But they really made me soooo angry. First mum ask me to get out of the car faster to hold on to dad when he comes out of the car to walk to the TCM clinic.

Bro came getting all frustrated because I left my finished Vitagen on the seat, where a little of the contents spilled onto it.

Mum said "you should have taken it out what. Is your handphone more important?" In terms of asset value, naturally i'd say of course it is. And i did, and added "gor is parking his car so he can throw it away after that what."

Mum scolded "can you be a little more responsible!"

What the heck. Ask me to do this, then scold me for not doing another thing. In terms of actions, if i'd be holding that dumb bottle, would i be able to grab hold of my dad if he ever falls? As for my phone, i put it inside my pocket, so you can't compare an empty bottle and a handphone in the first place.

And after that we went to FairPrice Finest to get some groceries. Mum asked me to walk slowly with dad, bro asked me to push the trolley. OF COURSE I'D REJECT THAT. When it comes to all this, i'd rather be helping my dad who's weak now. Priority goes to him. In fact i didn't even bother to reply my bro, because i'd ask the same question. If i'd be pushing that trolley, would i be able to grab hold of my dad if he ever falls? Like duh that i'm not trying to curse or something, but what if it really happens? Luckily he didn't question me as to why i didn't push the trolley around FOR THEIR OWN CONVENIENCE. All humans are selfish, it's just on whom they are putting their selfishness on, and unfortunately, it's on me. Because i'm the youngest, i'll always have to take the blame.

Take this for example:

mum: can you all please put the things back into the same place? there's always no scissors in the drawer.

And guess what. It always happens.

bro: it's not my fault what. I don't use the scissors.

mum: i'm just trying to tell you all that in future please put the things back to its usual place, it doesn't mean you right.

bro: ya la. it's not my fault. it's ah ling's (my house nick). Always anyhow put.

Whatever. I just kept quiet. It doesn't matter if i explain or not. 'Cos the fault always ends up as mine.

Another scenario. When we were parking the car, quite close to another on my side, and i happen to drop my phone (i really did. it had a crack. T-T) while opening the door, whose fault is it? Is it my fault for having butter fingers, or should i blame my brother for parking too close to the next car and because i was trying hard to open the door carefully so as to prevent the door from hitting it, i dropped my beloved phone?

There are always 2 sides of a coin, it just depends of which side you want it to be Heads or Tails. Ok dumb analogy, but i think that's true. In this case no one's actually right or wrong, but in the above incidents that really made me pull a long face, i think my side of the story should win the vote.
Went to put on a cute Schnauzer cover seat for the car today. I'll show you the picture, it looks really good in our car, but i think it's really dumb.

Bro told me about he and mum's plan to change the fabric seats to leather ones last week, and it costs $1000+. However this Schnauzer cover seat only cost around $179. Ok, so it's cheaper, but the whole thing about CHANGING is to have a CLEANER car environment for my dad since there are some spills (spills may look as if someone had just vomitted, and will make ppl wanna vomit just by looking at it. from my point of view) on the seats itself (the car still looks new althou it's 2 years old already), and definitely not HIDING it and let those spills be under that cute layer. What's more the saleslady said it can be used for about 2 to 3 years. Oh great, so we're gonna leave the spilled patches underneath for the next 2 years. How's that. So clean and healthy. So DECEIVING rather.

I know they won't matter if you clean it thoroughly although they still leave a mark and you may think i'm a paranoid about this stuff, but if we can change it, why not? Afterall, everyone says this "money doesn't really matter because health comes first." If you are already at the stage of trying to get back your health, why do people still treat it as if that money is running away from them?

Human beings really like to contradict themselves, and they really confuse paranoids, especially those paranoids who always have to take the blame.

Oh and guess what. I punched my brother. It felt good, it wasn't a hard punch though, but it felt good. Not that i'm violent, but it's he who started it. He did some kicking actions in front of me to provoke me. Ok. So i'm violent, but it's just once. From now on, i'll just keep quiet.

Aaah... 2 more days to the release of O level results. Maybe because of this, i'm having a little depression. After all, i may be the youngest in my family, but i'm the oldest in my batch of cousins.

I have 2 cousins who are born in the same year as me. Since i'm the first to be born in that year, i'm the oldest. Because of this, it makes it easier for parents to compare by looking at PSLE results, which secondary school we go to, and of course, from the upcoming O level results. And naturally, the older one should perform better.

Craaap. But i happen to be the dumbest. How how how. Old but dumb. They are smart. And i mean 6 points raw score that kinda smart. Dang... Relatives are gonna gossip. ><

Before results come out, parents usually say "as long as you've tried your best, whatever results you get, it's ok." But after that, "WHY LIKE THIS? WHY LIKE THAT? HOW COME THEY CAN DO BETTER? WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING STUPID?" And siblings stand beside them harmonizing "Ya lor. Give up la. You've got no more future."

Alamak... I already have these in my mind. Will I really get sucky results? I dreamt I got 43 points leh. Why was this dream so specific? Will it come true? Scared... scared........ T-T

I've been watching Lovely Complex (anime) these few days. Just a recommendation. You all can watch it at http://www.veoh.com/. (youtube and crunchyroll banned it.) Their way of drawing is a little simpler (that's what i think), but they really did well in terms of drawing their every emotions. The lead female character can look quite ugly for some expressions, but i think she looks nice generally. She's too tall though. 172cm!!! =S

Oh yeah. Their first starting and ending songs are sang by TegoMass. Really fits!!! A must-watch anime.

Tearing parts: 4/5
Funny parts: 4.5/5
Story line: generally draggy. but your heart feels like a kinda liquid just went into it or something, to make it ache, during the loving scenes.
Overall: you judge it yourself. XD

{I wrote my precious moments at 11:51 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Ok ppl. I'm gonna tell you why I'm sad (due to Ham's encouragement to write whatever sad stuffs I have into the blog). However, once you've read, please don't tell my family that you know this information from me. I don't want them to know that I'm going round to spread all these stuffs. Just... just saying that I don't want misunderstandings yea. Thanks alot.

Last Friday morning I got to know this sudden news. My paternal grandmother passed away the night before. She was the only grandparent I had left since I was a month old. She was so dear to me, but I didn't cry much upon knowing her death. Maybe it's because she had always been living in Indonesia, and my family only visit her once in a while, and the feeling's not so strong as time went by. Still, I really think I'm heartless. Usually when someone passes away, he/she will tuo meng to his/her loved ones. But then she hasn't come into any of our dreams yet. I guess she doesn't want us to worry. Worry as in burden added to my dad who already has cancer.

My dad has Colon Cancer since last September and has done 2 major operations already, to cut away most of his Large Intestine. After the first surgery, he only did oral chemotherapy (consuming of cancer fighting tablets), but they weren't as strong as the one injected into the body itself.

After a recent colonscopy, whereby the doctor checks for any weird parts in the colon, and there he found a small lump. He extracted 3 tissues from it for examination. Because of that, dad fainted a few days later because of excessive bleeding. On top of that, he's got low blood count, which increased the risk.

2 months later, during the 2nd operation, they found out that the lump had grown to a very huge one and any attempt to remove it would endanger his life, so the surgeon did a bypass, and the dangerous lump is still inside his body. So now... undergoing the "real" chemo.

Should I say it's heng or it's too timely? As in... I've finished by O levels (we all have) and happen to have a long holiday (since I've got lousy prelim results and I can't go anywhere), my dad has this deadly sickness which needs the family's time to take care of him (and I happen to have the time). Is it that I should be thankful that I've got the time to take care of more stuffs or I should keep thinking if it's my fault that when I'm filled with activities, my dad takes care of me and now when I've got the time, it's time to return the favour and let him rest? If it takes a deadly sickness to appreciate someone's care, then I'd rather not have a deadly sickness and go the other way round.

Another coincidence... Why does my grandmother have to pass away at this time? Is it because it's mum's instinct that the son is in a dangerous position? If you don't get what I'm saying, then read on.

It's a "rule" that if there is someone in the family who has passed on, the family is not allowed to celebrate any joyous occasion.

My dad who's undergoing chemotherapy will need lots of rest, and guess what, Chinese New Year is around the corner. A joyous occasion whereby families will need to visit each other, as for my family, from the youngest to the oldest, and it's every year that my family goes first, since my mum is the youngest in her family.

Because of chemotherapy, obviously my dad will be really weak, and he's the type who will want to force himself to make others happy. Too responsible, dad, really.

Because my grandma has passed on, this gives us more reasons to not celebrate, and this will also make my dad rest with a lighter heart. I'm not saying that this departure is also timely (aka just in time = positive), but I think it's too strange (why at this time = negative), and I don't want anyone to die. T-T

Just trying to say, I just wish for the best in whatever it will turn out to be. And this is how sad and weird I feel. TY Ham for encouraging me to pour out my thoughts and sadness.

PS: Please take care of yourself. Avoid oily food and foods that are too sweet or salty. Eat more fruits and vegetables. Have a healthy lifestyle that things you do don't collide with one another. You know I saw a smoker walking towards the basketball court with a basketball in his hands? It's like he's called a smoking basketballer or basketballing smoker (2nd one's obviously wrong). How contradicting is that. One way is he's trying to be healthy but the other says he's not. Whatever. Just... try.

{I wrote my precious moments at 12:36 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Gosh time really flies when you've got nothing to do. Bro, dad and I went to the hospital for my dad's out-patient check up, and bro went off to fetch mum from her office. I'm not sure about what's really really happening, but it seems that the doctors are not helping at all that my parents scolded the haematologist. All the bio stuffs learnt in school really helps when you need to understand doctor's language.

Reached home at 2.30, straightaway took a nap, but I don't think it's called nap when I slept for 3+ hours ya. I just couldn't wake up. Guess it was the real good weather. Rain and wind = Sleep.

The most "no energy" moment came when I had to wake up and immediately sweep and mop the floor. I don't think I cleaned the house thoroughly. At least I tried. Hahaha.

Had porridge (cooked by me) and tofu and vegetables (cooked by mum) for dinner. Ate a few squares of Cadburry Mint and I didn't eat anything more. Usually I'd eat alotta junk food even after dinner. Guess I should limit myself from now on. Must cut down on munching too much! I can do it! =D

On my laptop and started going through random websites. I really wonder how I go about these stuffs on the net for such a long time. I don't even have games now, and bro's using his laptop (duh) to play WoW. Ahhh... I wish I can increase my warlock's level, but recently I've taken interest in my bro's fresh level 70 holy priest and go on Raids, stuffs like Eye of the Storm and Warsong Gultch, if you know what I mean. Others will ask "Huh? You play WoW? I thought you need to pay?" And I'd always reply "My bro pay, I play." If they could distinguish my pronounciation, then I do make sense.

At a point of time my dad gave me 2 bottles of bird's nest, (1 for my bro and 1 for me) I tried to open it, but got cut by the metal cover, on the thumb, then mum was nagging away "see la, because we always open for you, now we let you open it yourself, you don't know how, and you even hurt yourself." Ok she was right. We're just... spoilt. Never mind, ask bro to help me. Good la. Go army, now has more strength, but he spilled some contents onto his shirt. Wicked! =D

Aiyaa... It's been a while since Ive seriously blogged. It's just that creative juices came flowing by and Istarted my teletubby stories. Not that entertaining, but how often do you see your friend telling their created stories? Rare chance! Hahahaha... XD

These days I've been really slacky, so slack that I don't sms anymore. I think I'm gonna have a label "under-used" on my phone bill, for once! However the good thing is out of the slackiness, I did give a helping hand. 3 days of SP open house, 2 days I help distributed free ice cream and bottles of juice. If you missed the open house, man, you missed alotta good stuff. The third day I went there again, to explore. Shiok neh. I went there for 2 weeks, but I still got lost. Well in the first place visitors like us have difficulty distinguishing the different blocks. The good thing is, once you're there, you'll be stuck at one faculty. So... have no worries about that. =)

Oh well. It has been a great day. Hope this kind of day still exists. Afterall O level results are coming out soon. Eeeyaaaa... I really don't wanna face reality. =( But I know I've tried hard, hard enough to get a more or less decent result. Hope the impact isn't that great that I need to run away during Chinese New Year. Hahahaha...

Eeeh? It's late. I'd better sleep. Despite the long napI took, I'm still tired. =P Night night~



*There's a dream I want to fulfill, and wish you can wait.*

{I wrote my precious moments at 11:50 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Hello people! Due to "overwhelming" response, i'm gonna write my version of teletubbies story episode FOUR!

Well there's alotta sadness occuring to me these days, so i've decided to keep myself light hearted enough to continue my life. Oh well, here goes...

*GRAND ENTRY* MY VERSION TELETUBBIES EPISODE FOUR - TV TIME in TELE DRIFT

It was time for the main event in each episode of the teletubbies show, my so-called "TV ON MY STOMACH!".

Baby Sun: Ok ok! Draw your lots! See who's getting a chance to waste their electricity today. The longest stick wins.

Everyone said their own prayers... "hom-ma-li-hom, i want to switch on my teevee."

Po: Ah!!!

Lala: What what what?

Po: A short stick. =(

Tinky Winky: My my. You're so living up to your height. Look what i've got, LONGEST STICK! Muahahaha...

Dipsy: Aw man... I thought i can show off my upgraded 42-inch plasma tv, due to my huge appetite these days.

Tinky Winky: Oh please, you'll have to wait for 20 more years to get a chance. Mine has become a world class theatre. Best sound quality too. Wakakaka!

Baby Sun: Cut the nonsense and show your show. Sounds wrong. Just show it.

Tinky Winky: Alrighty... stand back people. I mean, tubbies. Or you'll damage your eyesight.

*Fanfare* The intro came... Jazz Productions presents... Teletubbies - The movie

"I wonder if you know, how they live with Dipsy, Po. If Lala takes it then TW lives it, then you know you have to go, Teletubbies~ again again again, Teletubbies~ again again again!" -actual song from Tokyo Drift theme. (Quite a crappy change. Don't mind me.)

Po: Cool... Best production we've made so far.

Dipsy: Yea. I've watched this movie like 27 times already. This is gladly my 28th time.

Everyone was stunned, wondering when did he disappear to watch it, or he had 30 hours in a day.

The movie continued with the appearance of Dipsy, driving his Mitsubishi Evo... er... IX? X? (9 or 10). He had his coolest shades for his first appearance in the movie, to be able to compete with Tinky Winky's blinding gold on his neck, fingers, ears, etc etc etc, in his speedy Porche 911 Carrara.

Dipsy: Whoo... Yours is fast, but you'll have to lighten your load soon. Those gold you have. I'm taking it. >=)

Tinky Winky: You'll have to beat me first!

Lala came out, raised both her hands, and let them down to start the race, and VRRROOOOOOM! Off they went, leaving Lala to cough vigorously.

Dipsy: Ha ha! I told you your gold is MINE!!

Tinky Winky: Oh yea? You haven seen my top speed.

And both of them were on par with one another.

All of a sudden, a tiny fire appeared in their rear view mirrors.

Dipsy: Eh? What's that? It's cooler than my shades.

Tinky Winky: It's brighter than my gold.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOM~ The figure of a scooter sped pass.

Dipsy: What the!

TW: Could it be?!?!

They were definitely not wrong. It was the one and only Centino VX10000 Scooter ever made in the world, by a renown scooter builder Jazzoo (Of coz that's not my dream profession), and everyone knows it, that the legendary scooter rider, Po, has it.

At the end of the race ( which was where the start was), Lala declared Po the winner.

TW: But she didn't even participate!

Lala: She did, at a later time. I'm so disappointed. She joined in later but can still win you two. SHAME SHAME! XD

Po: Gold and shades, please.

Both Dipsy and TW were utterly depressed, but handed it to Po anyway.

And there you have it. A shiny and cool winner. PO!

Po: Oh yes. Glory to me again~! Again again!

Dipsy: Alright i'm stopping at 28.

Tinky Winky: I wonder how you even went through the 27 times.

Lala: Oh well. I'm still as fit and beautiful wherever I go.

-END-

{I wrote my precious moments at 11:36 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Yo ppl. This is my 3rd story of my version of Teletubbies. I dunno if i'll screw up with the copyrights part, but just take it as a fan fiction ya. =D

My Teletubbies Story episode 3 - BBQ INCIDENT

One day, the Teletubbies were pretty bored, so they decided to have a gathering.

Dipsy: I know! A cycling trip!

Lala: No thanks. I don't like to exercise.

Po: How about a fishing trip?

Lala: I don't like to wait.

Tinky Winky: A... shopping trip?

Lala: Sure!! But... i'm out of cash these days. Skip.

Po: Then why not you decide?

Lala: Hmmm.... (10 minutes later) hmmmmmm... (20 minutes later) er....... (The others are getting frustrated) Ahhh!!

Dipsy: Yes?

Lala: No hmmm...

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Po: -.-

Lala: Ok i'm getting it. A BBQ outing! Since i'm not on a diet.

Tinky Winky: I'm fine.

Po: No objections.

Dipsy: What else can i say?

Lala: Ok. So i'll settle everything. You'll just have to eat. XD

That evening...

Lala: Alright. We can eat now! Chickens, hot dogs, nuggets, fish balls, beef steak, sting ray, etc etc etc. Not forgetting, SALAD!

Dipsy: Eeeeehh??? Salad?

Lala: Hehehe... I realized i still have to keep myself healthy. Vege anyone?

All: =S

After all the food have been barbecued,

Po: Ooooo... I'll try the fish ball. *Aaam* hhh..hhh...HHHHOOOOTTTT!!!!

Dipsy: Er... the spicy kinda hot or the heat kinda hot?

Po: HHHOOOTT!! HOTT!!!! SUPPPERRR HOOOOTTT!!!! *Pui*

Dipsy: Oh...!

Dipsy's mouth shape and size was exactly as big as the fishball Po *pui* out of her mouth. It went into Dipsy's mouth and he ate it.

Dipsy: Yum... it's just nice.

Po: Eeeeeh?? Why ain't it hot for you?

Dipsy: Coz... i'm hot? Heh heh. Raps: I can hot fish ball, this is why i'm hot! This is why i'm hot!

Tinky Winky: Funny. Continue eating.

And Tinky Winky ate a fish ball. *Gulp* *Cough cough cough* >.<>


Po: But why must we thank Goodness? It didn't helped us. Did it? O.o"

{I wrote my precious moments at 11:50 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

My teletubbies Story episode 2 - AROUND THE WORLD

Ok, so they've all been chasing Po and her scooooooter. They chased and chased. From country to country.

Tinky Winky: Yay! I can run cross countRIES.

Lala: I'm fit and beautiful. I don't need the scooter anymore.

Dipsy: Why am i running in the first place? Scooters can't even shelter me.

Po: I'm not caring about them. I'll do my own exploration. Baby Sun, why are you here?

Baby Sun: Wherever you go, the sun will always be the same. Young and shiny.

Po: True. Then i'll go France.

At France...

Baby Sun: Bonjour! Pizza? Spaghetti? Cheddar? Mozarella?

Po: Stop that. I'll go Korea.

Baby Sun: Anyung Haseyo~

Po: ... I'll go China.

Baby Sun: Ni Hao! Ao ling pi ke yao lai o! (It meant hello, please come for the Olympics)

Po: I'll skip. Maybe go Japan.

Baby Sun: Domo!

Po: How about Singapore?

Baby Sun: Oh crap. *Takes a deep breath* Hello ah! What's up man. Lai zhe li yao wan dao ni gou leh (You must have fun when you are here, leh.). Terimakaseh. Nandri. *And all other languages come out*

Po: Ha gotcha, but you're good. Maybe i'll go Africa next.

Baby Sun: *Faint*

When Po came back, she saw the others complaining to Baby Sun.

Tinky Winky: Why is Po getting all the limelight?

Dipsy: Coz we're getting all the lemonlight. =D

Lala: Not funny Dipsy. Do i have to remind you that you're the victim too?

Tinky Winky: You are kind. That's admirable. But i'm not gonna learn from you.

Dipsy: Then what's so admirable about that. -_-"

Lala: I don't care. It's either you make up to us with more scenes or the next episode you don't show Po at all. I got all beautiful for nothing!!

Po: Continue the great job.

Lala: What the! Utterly disrespectful! Baby Sunnn!!

Baby Sun who got mixed up with his languages: sdjwhatgjt nbmdohir iaeyougt eoawantoyr otemewpa lwmtoang owldosmj?! (Cancel the first and last 3 letters of each "word")

Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Lala: Huh?

Po: Vacuum cleaner's language.

Vaccum Cleaner: *Don't drag me in*

Baby Sun: T_T

Dipsy: Eeeep... Raining again. ><

{I wrote my precious moments at 10:21 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Ah... I'm so bored. So i shall make a "My Own Version Teletubby Story". Hopefully it's hilarious enough. Here goes...

My Teletubbies Story episode 1 - COMPLAINS

Over the hills and faraway, Teletubbies come and play.
Jumps in Tinky Winky and he shouts his name.
Then Dipsy and shouts his name.
Followed by Lala and Po, and Po suddenly argued.

Po: I'd had enough. Why do I always have to be the last to come out? I thought shortest must be first? That's what we do when we queue up. Shortest to tallest!

Tinky Winky: Are you jealous just because i'm taller than you? Eat more growth hormone vitamins then.

Dipsy: Don't get so worked up over this, Po. Coz it's a fact that the more popular characters come out last. Am i right or am i right?

Po: Do you sound like i have a choice?

Dipsy: Right. No.

Lala heard and interrupted: Then why am i not the last? I'm the most beautiful and all kids will wait for me to come out even if i take a really long time, coz it's worth it.

Po: Then you'll have to take the shrinking hormone vitamin to be shorter than me. If not, wait long long.

Lala: Eh! You are getting more and more disrespectful towards me. AP ah!

Po: I'm just stating the facts. And i treat everyone equally.

Tinky Winky: So that means you're disrespecting me too!?!?

Po: I didn't say anything.

And all of them argued.

Baby Sun: SILENCCCEEEEE!!!

All got shocked.

Baby Sun: Go play with your own toys. If not i'll ask the vacuum cleaner to suck you up!

Lala: Heh. That will take 10 years each. Not enough warranty leh.

Baby Sun: NOW!!

All of them ran off.

Timky Winky: Sometimes i wonder, no matter how far Po rode on her scooter, she never gets lost. But i prefer my red bag as it gives me all the glammer i want.

Dipsy: Don't you know? Her scooter has an in-built GPS system. So she can never be lost. And her pink and blue scooter is giving her more glammer than she needs.

Tinky Winky misinterpreted: Never be lost? Cannot! I must win! Oh no. She has more glammer! *Stunned* PO~ May i ride on your scooooter~

Lala: Humph. What's so nice about her scooter. My bouncy ball is so much nicer. It keeps me fit and beautiful. SLAM DUNK!! (Ok the size of the ball is a bit too big for that.)

Dipsy: Well she lost 4kg after riding on her scooter for a week.

Lala: *Stunned* PO~ May i ride on your scooooter toooo~

Dipsy: Oh well... My hat is so mush better. It shelters me from the rain.

*BOOOM!* It rains heavily...

Dipsy: Ok the hat's not working. If i have a scooter like Po does, i can scoot away from the downpour.

....

Dipsy: PO~ MAY I RIDE ON YOUR SCOOOOOOTER!!!!

I'll keep trying. So please laugh and comment. :P

{I wrote my precious moments at 12:34 PM}

Oneness and Trinity