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{I wrote my precious moments at 10:45 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After loing around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: "Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!"

Funny!! Taken from: http://www.funshun.com/jokes/music-jokes.html

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{I wrote my precious moments at 12:27 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Hahaha... HOUSE BLACKED OUT LAST NIGHT.

END OF STORY. See? Short and sweet. Good night. =)

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{I wrote my precious moments at 11:27 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Hahaha... Just wanna show you this. It's freaking funny!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiq5kZZ967s&feature=related

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{I wrote my precious moments at 11:38 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's play this game called "GUESS THE PRODUCT".

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{I wrote my precious moments at 12:36 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Woho! Woke up at 11am today. Just as I refreshed myself and was ready to eat, an incident already started.

Bro: Eh can let me use your laptop?
Me: Use lor.
Bro: WHY SO LAGGY. You put so many things in the laptop!
Me thinking: You see all of them appearing as Desktop icons what. Of course a lot la. I'm lazy to go to each of the folders to get my stuffs ma.
Bro: WHY CANNOT CONNECT.
Me: Must wait la! (Lol. Under the usage of an IT destroyer [me], you should be happy that it's still working even after so many years).

10 minutes later...

Me: Can liao. What happened?
Bro: My laptop cannot start.

After I finished my BREAKFAST, I went to do the housework. Muahaha. Mum's not at home. The cleaning duty shall go to me.

I was mopping bro's room when he came in with his laptop.

Bro: Aiya. I think someone sent me a virus. All my stuffs gone. Must redownload everything. Especially World of Warcraft.
Me: LOL! So you today cannot play liao. Hahahahahaha...

As I continued mopping, what my mum said yesterday flashed across my mind. You know what she said? Very disgusting leh. You sure you wanna read? K lor.

"Imagine ah. What if one day when mopping the floor, a cockroach was mopped in, and you rinse the mop with the pail of water, and you use your hands to SQUEEZE THE MOP DRY, when the cockroach is still inside? Eeeeyer!!"

K... I'd better mop faster. Haha.

After which I went to make 2 cups of milo. One for me and one for bro.

Brought one cup into my bro's room.

Me: Don't say I not nice. I made a cup for you too.
Bro: Wah. Why only when I'm sad then you make drinks for me.
Me: Then? When you're happy must make for you meh.
Bro: Of course.
Me: ...

Dots la. If he's happy and I make drinks for him, he won't appreciate it what. The only time to do things for him is when he's down, so that he'll appreciate the things around him. Muahahahahahaha!! But that doesn't mean I've never done things for him when he's in a good mood before ok. =D

Well I'm lucky enough not to be using his laptop for the past 1 week. If not he'll blame me for the virus sent to his laptop. If that happens, I don't even think I'll make milo for him.

12.34pm on my laptop clock. =)

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{I wrote my precious moments at 12:17 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

LOL I didn't know today was Good Friday until this morning. See la. The bad thing about "everyday is a holiday", this you don't even know when there's a real holiday.

Listened to music and fell asleep. Woke up and realized I didn't off it. K lor. Played it for awhile nia ma. But it was actually 6.01am. I played it for 5 hours straight. Only 1/4 of the battery gone. Good battery life!!! Muahahaha. Too tired so continued sleeping.

Woke up again at 10am. Heard the clicking of my bro's mouse. "K. Bro's at home today." Heard my mum talking. "K. Mum's at home too... MUM'S AT HOME? Take leave ar? Never mind. Sleep more."

10.30am: I asked mum "ma, how come you're not in office? Gor's also not in camp. You two take leave is it?"

"No la. Today is Good Friday."

"REALLY? Orh... (Hey I just woke up. I can't be filled with energy yet.)"

Yea... then play maplestory for the whole day (with breaks in between of course)

Ok. Boring Friday. See you.

I'm in a "soooo bored" kinda mood.

If I'm sad, please stay by my side.

"Where're you going?! Sit down!" - Taken from mentos advertisement XD

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{I wrote my precious moments at 11:20 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Wah sian. I seriously think my living room needs a change of floor tiles. It's the SECOND time I stepped on an insect (this time it doesn't look like a cockroach, but it still annoys me). It's so difficult to find things that dropped cos they practically get camoflaged in, let alone insects. Aiya. If I kena another time (which I really really really really really really don't hope so), I'm going to drill the floor!!!

Ok gtg sleep. See you tomorrow. ><

I'm in a "Walao. Jia lat leh." kinda mood.

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{I wrote my precious moments at 1:05 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Ah... just reached home after fetching my dad from the hospital. Took a taxi home. On the way there was a small traffic jam at the CBD area.

Car hit motorcycle? Wah. The person lying on the floor getting treated by the paramedics should be the motorcyclist. But then again, I SAW SOMEONE WITH A HELMET WALKING AROUND. So he's not the motorcylist lor? Driver kena... quite unlikely too. Must be a motorcycle-hit-pedestrian-then-car-at-the-back-hit-motorcycle accident. Lol... very long.

CBD area really cannot jay walk. Accident prone (cos drivers will speed if they are late for work) and there are always traffic police around ready to fine you $20. Not worth it eh? Worse is when you cross halfway and you see the traffic police, you WALK BACK. Also kena fine. Not only do you NOT cross the road, you lose two 10-dollar notes from your wallet.

Before posting this, I was cooking my award-winning DRIED INSTANT NOODLES. (Award presented BY JASLYN, TO JASLYN. Hehehe.)

If you ever come to my house and feel hungry. No problem. I'll cook it for you. =P

Now I shall savour the taste of my yummy noodles.

Itadakimasu...

I'm in an "I'm soooo hungry" mood.

When you feel bored or left out, don't worry. There's always your phone and my number.

"Call, if you have a white Maltese puppy for sale." - Taken from Mocca advertisement xD

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{I wrote my precious moments at 1:56 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Waaah. I woke up at 9am today. Supposed to meet Yi Pin, Chee Yee and his classmate for mahjong session at 12.30 at CY's house (Lunch outside first), but I was late (I'm always late. This time is because of song transfer. Too engrossed till I didn't see the time although I woke up SO EARLY.)

At Aljunied station, Tiff smsed me "Is it raining at your side?" 12 plus was cloudy, so I advised her to bring umbrella, and I asked the same question too cos I'm going to Clementi (any station after Redhill is her side.) That side was raining. Hahaha! Lucky I brought umbrella, ella~ella~

First few rounds of mahjong was my worse. I didn't lose to the winner, I didn't win either. So I keep giving money. But lemme tell you, everything needs warm up. Like when I bowl, I can never win the 1st game. I can only win the 2nd (oh ya. I went bowling after enrolment @ SP. Scores were 68 and 104. Big difference? HAHA!) So mahjong needs warm up too. 2nd round then I start to win. I must had been pretty lucky, because most of the tiles I chose to wait were quite extreme. Either you get that tile or you don't win before others do. Fun fun fun!

I learnt quite a lot too. I was a noob mahjong player. Now I can't wait to play mahjong with my pro dad. He's discharging tomorrow. This week was his third chemo. Should be the last and then they will scan to detect if there's no more active cancer cells.

Yay. The SP IT fair person called me and said there's stock for me (The HP one)! Should be going to get it next Monday. Hmmmm... pay by cash, nets, cheque or instalments? Never mind. I'll give them COINS! =P 10 cent by 10 cent. Wouldn't that be more interesting? Every half an hour you'll be assuring them "Don't worry. I brought enough 10 cent coins. I can give you the exact amount. You'll just have to be patient." By that time you finish with the counting, I doubt they'll still want the GST? But then again, I'll have to bring bags and bags of it. I wish I can be a Jumper. Teleport from my house to SP. This way, I can also take care of the laptop's weight problem. I CAN EVEN BRING THE WHOLE DESKTOP TO SCHOOL. XD

Ok I shall go now. Bye bye.

PS: THANK YOU CHEEYEE AND YIPIN FOR LVLING MY MAPLE CHARACTER FROM LEVEL 15-30 AND COUNTING. (Playing Delphinus server. tweil's the IGN. =D)

I'm in an "I found pretty nice songs!" mood.

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{I wrote my precious moments at 11:04 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Yo yo! Life is still quite fun before starting poly life. LoL. I had laptop issues to settle. Luckily it's settled. My course needs us to have a high-end laptop because of the graphics. The only 2 brands sold in the laptop fair in SP are HP and Acer this year. My family highly discourage me from buying Acer although the specs are good, and HP is on waiting list (sold out already, and waiting for the next batch). But hor, that high-end HP laptop is SUUUUUUPER heavy. Total up to 3kg (includes charger etc.), and when you add up the thick notes, it's gonna be a weightlifting training, from Aljunied to Dover. Hahaha. So we've come up with this solution:



Get that freaking heavy laptop and see how heavy it can really be in the first few months. If I can cope (75% can, hello I'm not so weak), then I'll continue with that laptop. Otherwise, I'll take my bro's Asus laptop with almost the same specs and it's lighter. Before you say "So stupid, might as well use my bro's laptop all the way la", I have to say this: My bro's laptop has alotta files already. Who knows, they may be corrupted lor (Hidden virus. Heh heh!). What's more, it'll be such a hassle to reinstall my bro's files into another laptop. It's human nature to be lazy. ><

-I'm in an "OMG really?" kinda mood-

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{I wrote my precious moments at 11:28 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Hahaha. This was what happened last night.

I had been lying on my bed since 2.15am when I heard the sound of my neighbour going out. It's been a very long time since I listened to the songs in my phone sia, so decided to play a few, in the end kept repeating and repeating. After that for whatever reason, flu came. 1 piece of tissue, 2 pieces, 3 pieces, 4. Never stop neh. Couldn't breathe through nose too, and I feel so noisy cos of me sniffing. 5th piece. Aiya. Cannot sleep liao. Wish time could fly faster as I didn't feel sleepy at all. 6th piece of tissue taken out. 4.25am. Haha. At this time I listened to a song that can actually make me nervous. Like going for an audition. LoL. Why leh? Hehe... Thought I should go sleep, even 4 hours is good (had to wake up at 8.30am to accompany dad for medical checkup). Time could fly faster by sleeping anyway.

Omg I woke up at 11am. Hahaha. Ate a really heavy "breakfast" till 12, then lunch came home. I was so bloated until 2pm where my bro scolded me for not eating. K lor. I try lor. In the end ate only half the tupperware of noodles. Played maple till 3pm. Haha. Level 19 now. I'm still gonna be a cleric like what my first character was. Dad had been warded for 3rd round of chemo.

Once he was settled down, he asked me to buy Chinese newspapers for him. So I went down to Cheers but they had no stock. Never mind. Walk to the MRT station. I don't believe Outram station doesn't have a newspaper stand. Waaah. Even the newspaper stand had their chinese newpapers (I only want Lian He Zhao Bao) sold out. So I went to 7 11 to try my luck lo. Yes man! The long walk didn't go to waste. This store had it. And I took a looooong walk back to the ward.

Bro scolded me for being foolish as to walk a long distance just to get the newspaper. Dad also said "If there isn't any, then don't buy lor". Haha. I'd rather walk far than him getting bored afterwards.

Went to the common area to listen to songs (hehe... boring leh). At 6.14pm, a MacDonald's delivery man came into the ward. OMG SIA... Which unhealthy family is eating unhealthy food? Everyone at the common area was practically staring at him, as though he shouldn't be here. (He really shouldn't be here what. Mac is famous for quite unhealthy foods.)

Had duck rice for dinner (ok this is unhealthy too. =D) Just as I was draining the soup bowl, raindrops came down. Heng sia. We finished dinner (we were sitting a few centimetres away from the shelter cos it was toooooooo crowded.)

Bro and I were arguing that it would rain today since he brought an umbrella from the car. It started like this:

In the afternoon, Bro dropped us off first then he went to park the car, and he came in with an umbrella.

Me: What is the umbrella for?
Bro: It's going to rain soon la, stupid.
Me: Got meh?
Bro: It's coming la, brainless leh you. (Yea he definitely likes to scold me.)

After dinner when the rain came.

Bro: See, I told you it'll rain.
Me: Ha. It only comes now. Your prediction is SO ACCURATE.
Bro: But it still came.
Me: Yea but you could have gotten the umbrella AFTER you fetched mummy here. Don't know who's the brainless one.

In the end leh... We didn't even use the umbrella. It stopped right after it started.

So I'd say, GOOD WEATHER TODAY!!! Hahahaha...

I leveled to 22 already. I shall be a cleric preeeetty soon. =D

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{I wrote my precious moments at 2:43 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Have you watched the movie Dragon Wars? It's now sold on DVD and VCD. Tell you though. The movie is boring (although I only watched the climax and ending). Hehehe. Aiya. Go watch it and you'll know.

Not all things are bad though. The ending theme song was superb. It's from the traditional Korean folk song called "Arirang". I'm sure you've heard of this song, but not this version.

Embedded it from youtube. Listen to it ba. =D

{I wrote my precious moments at 12:02 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Sigh... RAIN AGAIN. What is wrong with the weather. Sian.

Went for job intro with Samuel this afternoon. Then took a taxi to SP to do enrolment. So many financial stuff problems. Forget it. I'll go to SP with parents next week. Heh heh.

Next was lunch at TCC with Samuel and Raymond. I've never tried that place, just explore lo. xD

But siao. The moment I looked at the menu, those stuff cost at least 10 bucks!!! Waliew... So expensive. So I ordered the cheapest maincourse. Heh heh. Cannot spend too much la huh.

These were what we ordered. Are you drooling? Hahaha!








This is what I ordered. NICE LEH.







This was what I ordered too. NICE?? =D


Went home with my mum since I was at Raffles.


Lalalalala~

Went into acidic and alkali food products website. Sooo many acidic foods that are discouraged to be eaten. White rice is acidic leh! Let's eat millet ok? Hahaha.

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{I wrote my precious moments at 9:23 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

In the last entry, I said "I miss mapling." Guess what. For some unknown and weird reason, IT WAS ABLE TO DOWNLOAD, INSTALL, AND PLAY!! After at least 5 times of installing and deleting, this o' laptop has finally behaved. Hahaha!

Today rained for almost the WHOLE DAY. Freaking cold la. Dad had his medical appointment at 2pm. Bro drove him there. I was at home though, cos I didn't mop the floor. Heh heh. I wished I could cover myself with a thick blanket. Woooooo... But was too engrossed in lvling my potential cleric. =D If you wanna play, play Delphinius server. I'll provide free heals. LoL.

Hmmm... watched "Just in Singapore" (channel 8 drama, 9p.m.). As much as I don't like most of the families (esp the freaking lazy Patricia Mok family who took advantage of the government and media. can watch till pek cek), I like the way the camera shoots. I don't know how to say this, but I'll describe to you why.

In drama situations, when Person A was talking about some matters that were of impact to Person B, in the few scenes after, Person B would normally reflect back on what Person A said, and the scene will show up again, and it's the same viewpoint (of us who're watching the show).

However, in this show. When Person B thinks back about what A said, the scene showing up would be Person A, looking at you (camera), to show that Person B is thinking about it (Because by right Person A IS talking to B.) So in this viewpoint, B is changed to you and person A is facing you (because B is thinking about it!!!) Omg... I dunno how to explain liao. Ah.. Lemme use drawings. Lol...










Person A talks to Person B that has impact.
















Person B thinks back about what A said (goes back to the scene)





Person A is facing B now. (instead of the usual and literal "relive the scene", where they show scene 1 again.)

This is what I called hardworking. Hahaha. If you still don't understand what I meant, GO WATCH THE SHOW LA. It's hilarious, but makes you wanna punch them at the same time. =X

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{I wrote my precious moments at 12:56 AM}

Oneness and Trinity

Waaa... Didn't sleep well last night cos I was coughing all the way, till 1.45am (I looked at the clock, don't doubt me). But the exciting part comes.

Woke up at 7.30 and walked to the MRT station to meet Shu Anne at the platform. So funnnnnyy... She smsed me "coming to the next stop now. at kallang already." The train came but she didn't call me. I had a stroooooong feeling that she was in that train. After the train left, she called. "WHY YOU NEVER GET IN..." Hahaha. It was really that train after all. Guess the message came late. So she went out of her train and waited for mine at Eunos, then continue with the train ride. Met Regina at Tanah Merah Interchange. It's been so long since I saw my best friend. Wooooo...

Went to airport to send GESSBand off to Hong Kong. Shiok leh. I'm so jealous.... =(

Met Mr Foo first. He was still in clutches. I think this trip is gonna be quite inconvenient for him, eh? But at least can explore. What's better than this!?!? Roar. Heheheh. He looked happy and excited thou. ^^

After this we seniors went to eat BK for brunch. Eat until my sore throat came back. Sian... Shouldn't eat more fried stuffs.

Went home at 2. RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN. Stop and RAIN again. Roarrrr... Luckily Raymond lent me his since he'll be meeting his parents at Raffles. Lucky! =D


Sigh... I feel like playing Maple again. Haha! Shu Anne! Your fault! XD

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{I wrote my precious moments at 8:45 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

WARNING: BEFORE YOU CARRY ON WITH THIS POST, PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY ANY DISGUSTING THOUGHTS. THERE ARE NO PICTURES THOUGH. SO DO NOT WORRY. BUT PLEASE CONSIDER BEFORE READING THIS POST. ANY COMPLAINTS WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED.

Hellooo Blog Readers! What is your most hated insect you've ever known whose incidents are the most unforgettable events? For me, it's the cockroach! These sickening creatures keep appearing in our lives and wasting our insect sprays. And the smell left is unbearable!! Because of this, I have made up my TOP 10 FUNNIEST AND (MAYBE) GROSSIEST ENCOUNTERS.

No matter how clean your house can be, as long as it's old enough, and as long as there's one spot, even one small little spot will enable the cockroaches to infest. So... HERE'S MY TOP 10:

NUMBER 10:
My family and I just reached home. The moment we reached home, a cockroach appeared into my mum's view. "AAAHH COCKROACH!! FASTER! NEWSPAPER!! HIT IT!" (Because sprays are pretty harmful to the body when you smell it.) In the end we sprayed it cos it went behind the organ. Lucky us cos we found it the moment we came home.

NUMBER 9:
This happened a few years ago. My dad was overseas, so I could sleep with mum. In the middle of the night, I opened my eyes and looked into the direction of the drawer. OMIGOSH!! COCKROACH! Lucky me. Or else it would have crawled onto my face. WHO KNOWS. LoL.

NUMBER 8:
My parents and I were watching the 10pm Channel U show... then something flew in. WHAT THE HECCKKK!!! COCKROACH!!!! "Aaaaaaahh!!! Daddy spray it!! Mummy runnn!!" And we fled into my bro's room.

NUMBER 7:
In the night, I was about to take off my specs, and a COCKROACH came in!!!! Lucky part: I saw it. Unlucky part: I have to see it. LoL...

NUMBER 6:
Another "found in my room incident". It went under my bed. I got soooo scared about it crawling up, I went to my brother's room which has a couch. Heng ah. But didn't get to sleep properly.

NUMBER 5:
This time was found in my bro's room. He bravely tried to spray it, but it crawled onto him. And... if i'm not wrong, it made him DANCE.

NUMBER 4:
I've never seen this cockroach. But I heard it from mum. She told me her worst encounter was when she found it in her SHOE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Hehehehehe...

NUMBER 3:
In the middle of a lesson in sec 2 class: one came in, everyone shouted. I was like "Oh shit!! My bag!" Then Bernice came in. "WHERE IS IT?" And she ran from one corner of the class to the cockroach, jumped and STAMPED IT. Juice came out. Eeeeeee. Hahaha!

NUMBER TWOOOO:
Because we saw one down our block, my bro and I decided to spray it, and spray the drain too. In the end the WHOLE FLOOR was filled with dead cockroaches. If you play dota, you should know what's "KILLING SPREE". OK. Evil. Hahaha...

NUMBER ONEEEEE:
At 12am, I was about to go sleep, but i just remembered i left my handphone on the coffee table. So I started walking out of my room. Piak! There was this squishy thing under my foot. "Oh no... Don't tell me." Bleh. I really stepped on one. Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck~!!!!!!!!!!

Lol... Lesson 1. When you walk, sometimes, you still have to look down and what you're stepping on, or what you're gonna step on. HAHAHAHA.

Lesson 2: If you don't wanna see them, DON'T SLEEP TOO LATE. Cos they love to explore (i think). Hehehe...

End of lesson. Class dismissed. ^^

So... I DID warn you eh? Don't blame me if you regret reading it. =D

But it's a fact that... if you see a cockroach of 1 size, you have yet to see 79 more of that size. 1 cockroach egg has 80 potential cockroaches. The egg has 2 sides (like peanut), each side has 40. So if 1 house has 2 eggs, Singapore would have 3million eggs (let's say 1 house as 4 ppl, 6million divide by 4 times 2), and this is excluding the dustbins and incinerators and drains etc etc. And 3mil eggs times 80 of those bugs, you'll get a you-know-what number. >< Gross ain't it? I TOLD YOU TO RECONSIDER READING THIS. Don't puke onto me. Sigh. That's why you don't see it extinct la. If you want them to go extinct, you may consider incident NUMBER TWO. Heeheeheehee!!!

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{I wrote my precious moments at 7:52 PM}

Oneness and Trinity

Omigosh... My bad my bad. I've been neglecting my blog. I've been doing other stuffs what. You can't blame me, CAN YOU? =D

I've been busy with games and SP pre enrolment. Must reset my biological clock soon. I wake up at 8am these days. Good achievement eh? Waking up at 10 and waking up at 8 seems different. Cos if you wake up at 8, you have 2 more hours, but usually in the morning, 2 hours is like 4 hours. I played my game at 8am. After quite some time and looking at the clock, WAH SEH! IT'S ONLY 10.30AM!! So people, WAKE UP EARLY K? ^^

SP's enrolment is suuuuper CHIM you know. I'm not sure if it's like that for other Polys but SP's is really tedious. Especially the financial parts. Government gives us all the schemes and some kinda e-payment is available too. Weird laaa.

The moment I got the enrolment package, I took it out and the first sentence I saw was "Your hair should be in its natural colour." OH NO... My lovely highlighted hair. Hehehe! I don't want to dye back, but I don't want to give a lousy impression either. My mum suggested I spray my hair first, see if the others dye. If there ain't a single one, I'll have to dye back. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! T-T

{I wrote my precious moments at 10:25 PM}

Oneness and Trinity