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WARNING: BEFORE YOU CARRY ON WITH THIS POST, PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY ANY DISGUSTING THOUGHTS. THERE ARE NO PICTURES THOUGH. SO DO NOT WORRY. BUT PLEASE CONSIDER BEFORE READING THIS POST. ANY COMPLAINTS WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED.

Hellooo Blog Readers! What is your most hated insect you've ever known whose incidents are the most unforgettable events? For me, it's the cockroach! These sickening creatures keep appearing in our lives and wasting our insect sprays. And the smell left is unbearable!! Because of this, I have made up my TOP 10 FUNNIEST AND (MAYBE) GROSSIEST ENCOUNTERS.

No matter how clean your house can be, as long as it's old enough, and as long as there's one spot, even one small little spot will enable the cockroaches to infest. So... HERE'S MY TOP 10:

NUMBER 10:
My family and I just reached home. The moment we reached home, a cockroach appeared into my mum's view. "AAAHH COCKROACH!! FASTER! NEWSPAPER!! HIT IT!" (Because sprays are pretty harmful to the body when you smell it.) In the end we sprayed it cos it went behind the organ. Lucky us cos we found it the moment we came home.

NUMBER 9:
This happened a few years ago. My dad was overseas, so I could sleep with mum. In the middle of the night, I opened my eyes and looked into the direction of the drawer. OMIGOSH!! COCKROACH! Lucky me. Or else it would have crawled onto my face. WHO KNOWS. LoL.

NUMBER 8:
My parents and I were watching the 10pm Channel U show... then something flew in. WHAT THE HECCKKK!!! COCKROACH!!!! "Aaaaaaahh!!! Daddy spray it!! Mummy runnn!!" And we fled into my bro's room.

NUMBER 7:
In the night, I was about to take off my specs, and a COCKROACH came in!!!! Lucky part: I saw it. Unlucky part: I have to see it. LoL...

NUMBER 6:
Another "found in my room incident". It went under my bed. I got soooo scared about it crawling up, I went to my brother's room which has a couch. Heng ah. But didn't get to sleep properly.

NUMBER 5:
This time was found in my bro's room. He bravely tried to spray it, but it crawled onto him. And... if i'm not wrong, it made him DANCE.

NUMBER 4:
I've never seen this cockroach. But I heard it from mum. She told me her worst encounter was when she found it in her SHOE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Hehehehehe...

NUMBER 3:
In the middle of a lesson in sec 2 class: one came in, everyone shouted. I was like "Oh shit!! My bag!" Then Bernice came in. "WHERE IS IT?" And she ran from one corner of the class to the cockroach, jumped and STAMPED IT. Juice came out. Eeeeeee. Hahaha!

NUMBER TWOOOO:
Because we saw one down our block, my bro and I decided to spray it, and spray the drain too. In the end the WHOLE FLOOR was filled with dead cockroaches. If you play dota, you should know what's "KILLING SPREE". OK. Evil. Hahaha...

NUMBER ONEEEEE:
At 12am, I was about to go sleep, but i just remembered i left my handphone on the coffee table. So I started walking out of my room. Piak! There was this squishy thing under my foot. "Oh no... Don't tell me." Bleh. I really stepped on one. Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck~!!!!!!!!!!

Lol... Lesson 1. When you walk, sometimes, you still have to look down and what you're stepping on, or what you're gonna step on. HAHAHAHA.

Lesson 2: If you don't wanna see them, DON'T SLEEP TOO LATE. Cos they love to explore (i think). Hehehe...

End of lesson. Class dismissed. ^^

So... I DID warn you eh? Don't blame me if you regret reading it. =D

But it's a fact that... if you see a cockroach of 1 size, you have yet to see 79 more of that size. 1 cockroach egg has 80 potential cockroaches. The egg has 2 sides (like peanut), each side has 40. So if 1 house has 2 eggs, Singapore would have 3million eggs (let's say 1 house as 4 ppl, 6million divide by 4 times 2), and this is excluding the dustbins and incinerators and drains etc etc. And 3mil eggs times 80 of those bugs, you'll get a you-know-what number. >< Gross ain't it? I TOLD YOU TO RECONSIDER READING THIS. Don't puke onto me. Sigh. That's why you don't see it extinct la. If you want them to go extinct, you may consider incident NUMBER TWO. Heeheeheehee!!!

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