One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After loing around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: "Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!"
Funny!! Taken from: http://www.funshun.com/jokes/music-jokes.html
