Saturday, January 12, 2008
Hello people! Due to "overwhelming" response, i'm gonna write my version of teletubbies story episode FOUR!
Well there's alotta sadness occuring to me these days, so i've decided to keep myself light hearted enough to continue my life. Oh well, here goes...
*GRAND ENTRY* MY VERSION TELETUBBIES EPISODE FOUR - TV TIME in TELE DRIFT
It was time for the main event in each episode of the teletubbies show, my so-called "TV ON MY STOMACH!".
Baby Sun: Ok ok! Draw your lots! See who's getting a chance to waste their electricity today. The longest stick wins.
Everyone said their own prayers... "hom-ma-li-hom, i want to switch on my teevee."
Po: Ah!!!
Lala: What what what?
Po: A short stick. =(
Tinky Winky: My my. You're so living up to your height. Look what i've got, LONGEST STICK! Muahahaha...
Dipsy: Aw man... I thought i can show off my upgraded 42-inch plasma tv, due to my huge appetite these days.
Tinky Winky: Oh please, you'll have to wait for 20 more years to get a chance. Mine has become a world class theatre. Best sound quality too. Wakakaka!
Baby Sun: Cut the nonsense and show your show. Sounds wrong. Just show it.
Tinky Winky: Alrighty... stand back people. I mean, tubbies. Or you'll damage your eyesight.
*Fanfare* The intro came... Jazz Productions presents... Teletubbies - The movie
"I wonder if you know, how they live with Dipsy, Po. If Lala takes it then TW lives it, then you know you have to go, Teletubbies~ again again again, Teletubbies~ again again again!" -actual song from Tokyo Drift theme. (Quite a crappy change. Don't mind me.)
Po: Cool... Best production we've made so far.
Dipsy: Yea. I've watched this movie like 27 times already. This is gladly my 28th time.
Everyone was stunned, wondering when did he disappear to watch it, or he had 30 hours in a day.
The movie continued with the appearance of Dipsy, driving his Mitsubishi Evo... er... IX? X? (9 or 10). He had his coolest shades for his first appearance in the movie, to be able to compete with Tinky Winky's blinding gold on his neck, fingers, ears, etc etc etc, in his speedy Porche 911 Carrara.
Dipsy: Whoo... Yours is fast, but you'll have to lighten your load soon. Those gold you have. I'm taking it. >=)
Tinky Winky: You'll have to beat me first!
Lala came out, raised both her hands, and let them down to start the race, and VRRROOOOOOM! Off they went, leaving Lala to cough vigorously.
Dipsy: Ha ha! I told you your gold is MINE!!
Tinky Winky: Oh yea? You haven seen my top speed.
And both of them were on par with one another.
All of a sudden, a tiny fire appeared in their rear view mirrors.
Dipsy: Eh? What's that? It's cooler than my shades.
Tinky Winky: It's brighter than my gold.
ZOOOOOOOOOOOM~ The figure of a scooter sped pass.
Dipsy: What the!
TW: Could it be?!?!
They were definitely not wrong. It was the one and only Centino VX10000 Scooter ever made in the world, by a renown scooter builder Jazzoo (Of coz that's not my dream profession), and everyone knows it, that the legendary scooter rider, Po, has it.
At the end of the race ( which was where the start was), Lala declared Po the winner.
TW: But she didn't even participate!
Lala: She did, at a later time. I'm so disappointed. She joined in later but can still win you two. SHAME SHAME! XD
Po: Gold and shades, please.
Both Dipsy and TW were utterly depressed, but handed it to Po anyway.
And there you have it. A shiny and cool winner. PO!
Po: Oh yes. Glory to me again~! Again again!
Dipsy: Alright i'm stopping at 28.
Tinky Winky: I wonder how you even went through the 27 times.
Lala: Oh well. I'm still as fit and beautiful wherever I go.
-END-
{I wrote my precious moments at 11:36 PM}
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