Friday, January 04, 2008
Ah... I'm so bored. So i shall make a "My Own Version Teletubby Story". Hopefully it's hilarious enough. Here goes...
My Teletubbies Story episode 1 - COMPLAINS
Over the hills and faraway, Teletubbies come and play.
Jumps in Tinky Winky and he shouts his name.
Then Dipsy and shouts his name.
Followed by Lala and Po, and Po suddenly argued.
Po: I'd had enough. Why do I always have to be the last to come out? I thought shortest must be first? That's what we do when we queue up. Shortest to tallest!
Tinky Winky: Are you jealous just because i'm taller than you? Eat more growth hormone vitamins then.
Dipsy: Don't get so worked up over this, Po. Coz it's a fact that the more popular characters come out last. Am i right or am i right?
Po: Do you sound like i have a choice?
Dipsy: Right. No.
Lala heard and interrupted: Then why am i not the last? I'm the most beautiful and all kids will wait for me to come out even if i take a really long time, coz it's worth it.
Po: Then you'll have to take the shrinking hormone vitamin to be shorter than me. If not, wait long long.
Lala: Eh! You are getting more and more disrespectful towards me. AP ah!
Po: I'm just stating the facts. And i treat everyone equally.
Tinky Winky: So that means you're disrespecting me too!?!?
Po: I didn't say anything.
And all of them argued.
Baby Sun: SILENCCCEEEEE!!!
All got shocked.
Baby Sun: Go play with your own toys. If not i'll ask the vacuum cleaner to suck you up!
Lala: Heh. That will take 10 years each. Not enough warranty leh.
Baby Sun: NOW!!
All of them ran off.
Timky Winky: Sometimes i wonder, no matter how far Po rode on her scooter, she never gets lost. But i prefer my red bag as it gives me all the glammer i want.
Dipsy: Don't you know? Her scooter has an in-built GPS system. So she can never be lost. And her pink and blue scooter is giving her more glammer than she needs.
Tinky Winky misinterpreted: Never be lost? Cannot! I must win! Oh no. She has more glammer! *Stunned* PO~ May i ride on your scooooter~
Lala: Humph. What's so nice about her scooter. My bouncy ball is so much nicer. It keeps me fit and beautiful. SLAM DUNK!! (Ok the size of the ball is a bit too big for that.)
Dipsy: Well she lost 4kg after riding on her scooter for a week.
Lala: *Stunned* PO~ May i ride on your scooooter toooo~
Dipsy: Oh well... My hat is so mush better. It shelters me from the rain.
*BOOOM!* It rains heavily...
Dipsy: Ok the hat's not working. If i have a scooter like Po does, i can scoot away from the downpour.
....
Dipsy: PO~ MAY I RIDE ON YOUR SCOOOOOOTER!!!!
I'll keep trying. So please laugh and comment. :P
{I wrote my precious moments at 12:34 PM}
Oneness and Trinity
